1. Grandmaster lineage (Eng)
2. Forging of the runes
3. The Zigguroot carrottower ( Eng)
4. Mor-rotens födelse ( Birth of the care root) (Swe)
5. Morotens lagar ( Laws of the carrot) ( Swe/Eng)
1. Grandmaster lineage
The lineage of the Grandmasters from year 0 to year 12020 (2020) in the human era. All Grandmasters except Ushiri XXVIII were chosen at a grown age. The latest Ushiri was chosen from birt by the Care-Root.
Year Name:
0-993 Ushiri I
993- 1043 Miko I The rune forger and teacher
1043- 1230 Ushiri II
1230- 1420 Ushiri III
1420 – 1590 Ushiri IV
1590-1890 Ushiri V
1890-2160 Miko II – the Exodus Leader (led her people over the frozen wastes into what was the heartland of the Indo European people after Atlantis sunk in 2014.
2160- 2550 Ushiri VI
2550-2950 Ushiri VII
After this time, the Atlantians lost in age due to mixing with the people of the steppes, but those chosen as Grandmasters continued o living long lives.
2950-3990 Ushiri VIII
3990-5654 Ushiri IX
5654-5930 Ushiri X
5930-7493 Ushiri XI
7493-8672 Ushiri XII
8672-9936 Ushiri XIII
9936-10064 Ushiri XIV
10064-10405 Ushiri XV
10405-10607 Ushiri XVI
10607-10789 Ushiri XVII – was at the Lindisfarne monestary, ancient texts and was killed by Vikings.
10789-11066 Ushiri XVIII – was killed in battle åt Hastings. Served also among monks in Anglo-Saxon monasteries. Was a servant to Harold Godwinsson.
11066-11304 Ushiri XIX travelled Europe, went to Jerusalem and served its kings. He was captured and imprisoned in 11199 by the muslims, but with his divine knowledge of the Care-Root he was released and became one of many councellors of the Sultan Al-Adil I, or as he is known in the West, Sahadin*. Here Ushiri XIX became familiar with Sufi mysticism and their practice of dervish dancing. After the death of Al-Adil I Ushiri boarded a ship in Alexandria set for Genoa. After travelling far and wide in Europe, he settled down on a farm in Småland Sweden, where he was succeeded by the dual Grandmastership of Miko III and Ushiri XX.
11304-11509 The Grand Carrotmasters Ushiri XX,XXI,XXII and XXIII all died of plague or war.
Miko III carried on until 11918 when she was lost together with the Russian Imperial familj. She had then been serving the Romanovs since they took the throne in Russia in 1613.
11509-11709 Ushiri XXIV Fell under a Carolignian horse and got his head stomped in at Poltava.
11709-11809 Ushiri XXV Was a high officer and followed Charles XII to Bender in the Ottoman Empire. After the whole royal contingent was expelled by the Ottomans they hastily returned to Swedish lands and started mustering a new army. In 11718 the king fell and all of a sudden that war was over. But as an officer there was work for him to do. During the Time of Freedom, he tended a small farm, not making much noice, just cultivating his inner carrot eating a lot of semla. When the king Gustav III call for all loyal officers to join his revolution, he answers his call. After that he is in active duty and ends up at the fortress Sveaborg. In 1809 he is at Sveaborg and indirectly help in the loss of the whole of Finland to Russia and abdicates from the title of Grand carrotmaster and dissolves into thin air immediately.
11809- 11919 Ushiri XXVI . Ushiri XXVI is in Stockholm and gets the imessage from the inner Carrot that his old friend, the former grand Carrot master is dead and that he will take the sceptre of the grand Carrot master. Ushiri XXVI joins the coup to remove the king Gustavus Adolphus. Ushiri XXVI then return to tend to his predecessors farm. .
11919-11975 Ushiri XXVII. Ushiri XXVII travels to Russia in 11920 during the Russian Civil War to retrieve Miko III:s remains at Yekatherinburg and to bring her to the final restingplace at the grand Carrot masters masoleum atop Mount Narodnaya in the Ural Mountains. There lies all the grand Carrot masters that came after Miko II.
Returning from the Ural Mountains he ran into Trotsky and his war train. But after a small chat about politics over a cup of Tchai and a little communist revolutionary bulle, Ushiri is free to go.
In the 1920’s and 30’s Ushiri tries to spread the word in Berlin, but people är more interested in their GT’s. The 30’s, 40’s, 50s and 60’s are shrouded in mystery.
11975- ? Ushiri XXVIII In 2006,through an intricate Care-Root seans, Ushiri came in contact with his future self. There he was told of future wonders. He was told that later that year, the Right wing Alliance would win the september elections, that the then Swedish primeminister in 2014 would speak of open hearts in the the migrant stream that would find its way to Sweden, and that after that, Sweden would again be a free and neat paradise. He was also told that there would be a world wide pandemic on the rise in Wuhan China in November 2019 and that it would reach all the world during 2020. All countries close down, except Sweden. He is also told about the demolishing of statues and riots in the USA and elsewhere. In 2023 three years after the Covid- 19 and the statue demolishing squads ravaged the world, the entire globe now have
become more radicalized politically. Norway has secretly developed their own nuclear weapons. Anxious diplomats hear rumors of mysterious explosions in the mountains. The government denies all accusations, explaining the explosions as simply normal mining operations. Neighboring countries await developments.
Eventually, at an outpost near the city of Drammen something goes terribly wrong. The launch of a robot drone missile fails, as it hits the ground just 300 yards from the launch pad, detonating. The devastation is total; nothing in the historically ravaged city’s past can compare to it. Estimates of the immediate death
count rise to 60000+. Radioactive contamination affects wildlife in a radius of 10 kilometers. The only signs remaining of this important communication point in southern Norway are those warning to keep away from the now dead and destroyed city.
Meanwhile Göran Persson grabs what he believes should always have been his: control over Sweden. He is convinced by his councellor Ushiri XXVIII to take power over Sweden. And so Göran Persson and his allied Sami Elite military capture the keys to Sweden in a bloodless coup d’état. Göran and his
allies’ first move is to declare war against Norway because of the Norwegians resignation from the Union
in 1905, and the threats of nuclear tests.
Our aging but still energetic Göran Persson’s speech to the nation through Swedish television triggered
the uniting of Swedes and Sami!
“Dear patriots, Sweden faces a serious nuclear threat. Norway has always been a thorn in our side,
jealous of our great country. I will not sit quietly and watch them conquer us. My patience is worn thin
and it is time to show them our superiority. The time has come to act! As Sweden’s first president I
declare a time for Sami and Swedish people to unite against this threat. Let us take their oil, let us put tar
over their cities! And above all: Give them the same treatment they had planned for us. Let us paint their
sky blue and yellow with Swedish bombs!…The A-bomb must fall over Norway”
The Norwegian government refuses to comment on the test launchings and denies all accusations of
targeting Swedish sites. In a desperate attempt to preserve the balance of power in the region an
agreement is signed by Sweden and Russia, providing a substantial grant for Sweden’s newly developed
secret nuclear bomb project. Sami chiefs promise to support Göran Persson in the battle against Norway
in exchange for control of greater areas in northern Norway and Sweden, laying the ground for a future
Sami republic in which Ushiri XXVIII will wear the crown of the Sapmi.
Ushiri finds out via a new Care-Root seans in 2007 that he picked his nose at the wrong time in 2006 and that that lead his future to be changed. But he took his new knowledge and created the boardgame Nuke Norway Now(c) that gets released in 2008.
In 2020 Ushiri again starts spreading the Word of the Care-Root through his magazine Ushiri.
( Submitted and collected by Miko the shrine maiden in 12020)
2. Forging of the runes
(CANON-officially updated 22-08-22)
After Mother Earth and Father Sky let go of the real world, the Care-Root was left to its own devices, but with a last word for the road; “Care for them, lead them, educate them!”
The Care-Root, now also the Mother Root, joined the now awakened humans and stood among them. But they stood in awe and in fright of what they saw standing among them. So the Care-Root changed form and took posession of a man that stood alone nearest to it. The man had long dark wavy hair and a big, black beard. And it spoke;
- I am the Care-Root, the Mother Root, the prime will in your lives! And this man I’m now in posession of is the first priest and prophet of the Care-Root, the Mother Root. Let his name be known: Ushiri!!! (The now living Ushiri is the 28th of his name. The first Ushiri lived for 900 years).
- Ushiri! Ushiri! Ushiri! the people shouted in unison. But the Care-Root wept, because this was the only words these creatures could speak. But again it remembered its mothers words:
- Care for them! Lead them! Educate them! So, now started the Great Journey, the journey that would lead the people to create farming, writing, empires, arts and music.
The Care-Root and Ushiri I raised the first kingdom of people in Atlantis. With the Care-Root’s divine teachings and words through the Grand Carrotmaster Ushiri I , the people built their kingdom in the ocean. And here the Care-Root runes were first put in to use, but the story of the runes began further north in the world.
It was the Day of Blessings, the day we today celebrate as Yule, or Christmas, that the now aged Ushiri I, filled with the wisdom of the Care-Root, took a sailing ship and some able people and sailed to the shores of the northern frozen wastes. His goal, the world pillar reaching out into eternity and into the Ur, the eternal knowledge. On the fifth day marching through several feet of snow, they reached the Ivory Foot, the foot of the World Pillar.
Here Ushiri I’s people put up camp for the next leg of the journey, that would take them up the mighty pillar.
When they awoke the next day a staircase had appeared, probably during the night. They all arose from their sleeping bags and looked in awe at the beautifully carved stairs. But before they could do anything a rumbling voice echoed from high above:
- Who dares to disturb Gort? Who has the audacity to disturb my sleep?
- It is me! Ushiri! The first of that name! Prophet of the Care-Root! Ushiri I stepped forward with his rod in hand speaking with the voice of a hundred people.
- Ushiri? Ha! I eat false prophets for breakfast!
- So, come down and meet me! Or are you afraid? Coward!
Silence, and then a roar like a thousand screams rushed down the pillar and then hit the encampment like a blizzard. The people lost sight and drew their swords, but there was nothing to fight, only snow, wind and screams. And as sudden as the blizzard had appeared it was gone. And so was Ushiri and the dwindling stairs. And their hope tell.
But high up in the sky above the clouds “God” had now imprisoned Ushiri I, not in a cell, but through crucifixion, where he could watch the entire world hanging by nails in his arms and legs. His lifeblood ran down the ebony white pillar making it shine in a grotesque brownish colour.
Floating in front of Ushiri was the creature naming itself “God” dressed in heavy armour and a helmet that kept the face of “God” hidden. And “God” laughed and cursed at Ushiri where he was hanging.
- You, peasants,how dare you tread on the ground of my holy heavenly empire!
- YOUR HOLY EMPIRE!? The voice that came out of Ushiri rung of a thousand giants, he vad also opened his eyes that now shone bright as the sun. – THE ONLY EMPIRE YOU WILL EVER RULE IS ONE OF PAIN AND LONELINESS IF YOU DON’T SURRENDER- NOW!
The force of the voice had stripped “God” of its amour, and before Ushiri, floating in the air, an enourmous blonde female fairy, flapping her tiny wings, holding her face in shame in her hands.
- Forgive me Grand Carrotmaster, she spoke with a trembling voice, – I didn’t know it was you!
- “I am who I am!” said Ushiri, ripping his hands and feet away from the iron spikes that held him to the Pillar;- But you have not been yourself and your thoughts have not been pure. And naming your self “God”… Ushiri now floated in front of and looked with pity upon the enourmous fairy, taking her hand. She looked down at him weeping. – But for your beautiful eyes sake, you will feel the mercy of the Care-Root! But you will not know magic anymore and you will know mortality as a human woman. What is your name?
- My name is Hedvig! What will become of me? asked the fairy.
- You will know when you see again!
- How can you free me from my magic?
- When there is a need for beautiful things in the world, there will also be a need for magic. And your magic is needed for the world to be what it needs to be! And so Ushiri closed his eyes and the enourmous fairy disappeared. He opened his eyes and looked in his hands and there glowed the magic that the fairy had kept within. And so was it that Ushiri opened up to the universe through the Care-Root. And with a mighty roar the Pillar was raised to the ground.
The people that had joined Ushiri, had made their way back to the ship. Because for mortal people time had moved slowly so after two days of not seeing him again, they decided to leave. When reaching the harbour they all heard the roar of the Pillar breaking and falling to the ground. And like a miracle Ushiri again stood among them. And with him he had an orange block of the Pillar and as he spoke the magic that he had borrowed from Hedvig, and the slab of orange marble began breaking apart into sixteen pieces. And after the magic words were spoken, his blood that had stained the surface of the Pillar began to fill up the carvings that now became visible on the sixteen pieces of stone. And he read over everyone of the signs and then he disappeared never to be seen in the world again.
The people looked in awe and then looked down at the stones.
- “people!” said the commander, – “Load up the ship! We are leaving!”
In the mists behind them a new figure appeared, and out of the vapors she strode. She walked up to the commander who was the last one on the shore, and put her hand on his shoulder. He turned around.
- Who? he asked with a trembling voice, but looking into her eyes he saw the divine spark. – Grand Carrotmaster? he asked.
- Yes, and no! She answered. – I am the new Grandmaster, and I used to be Hedvig, now reformed as Miko, the shrine maiden, Ushiri’s new successor, the new bearer of the Care-Root, and holder of its memories.
- “Hail the Care-Root! Hail Grand carrotmistress Miko, the first of her name!”, the commander and his people kneeled before Miko. She held out her hand to the commander and raised him up.
- There is no need for kneeling, my friends. We now have what we came for and will take this treasure back with us to our island. Let’s set sail and feel joy in our heavenly gift.
- “What is this gift?” Asķed the commander all the while he escorted Miko on to the ship. Miko sat herself beside the stones.
- These stones are the divine signs of the Care-Root and will bring the art of writing to the people!
- “Writing?” asked one of the people pulling out the sail and fastening it to the hull.
- It is a way to paint the words that you speak. The people nodded to the notion, but did not understand the greatness of what they now brought home with them.
( Submitted by Miko- shrine maiden in 12020)
3. The zigguroot carrottower
ALL HAIL THE CARROT, THE CARE-ROOT, THE MOTHER-ROOT, THE ROOT THAT CARES FOR US ALL, INSIDE AND OUT!
In the year of 12020 of The Human Era, one of the Carrots divine followers Iian Dace came to Grand Carrotmaster Ushiri with the full insight and divine plan of the Care-Root.
”What if we would build a giant Carrot, both wide and far up in the sky!” The Grandmaster stroke his egg filled beard, and the thought took hold of his samurai soul, and he spoke;
”Yes, let us build this Giant Carrot, this…” his thoughts wandered again, and he also felt the inner Carrot speak to him. He raised his index finger to the wind and continued, ”…Ziggu-root. A place of worship, praise, joy, pleasure and pain! And also a depiction of what lies within! IT WILL BE A DEPICTION OF LIFE ITSELF!”
Iian watched The Grand Carrotmaster with awe from his position.
The Grand Carrotmaster spoke again, reflecting over the greatness of their plan;
”How should we build this fort of joy and pain?”
”This will be a plan that will demand much of us true carrotenians!” Iian spoke.
”But my funds are stretched as it is, and when I have a full pouch of silver pennies, there’s only enough for a ”slät kopp kaffe” and a ”pizzabulle”! A distressed Grand Carrotmaster detailed.
”Aha!” Iian replied, ”but the Ziggu-root is not for bare non-computing mortals to see! The Ziggu-root will be built in the otherworld, that place known as Minecraft ©!”
Joy filled the Grand Carrotmasters heart and with love and compassion, gave up five ”släta koppar kaffe” and ten ”pizzabullar ” to buy his own copy of the otherworlds holy realm, Minecraft ©.
The Grand Carrotmaster Ushiri then rallied new and old Carrottribe members for them to give the Ziggu-root their personal touch, so that their vision of the Care-Root would come to fruition.
In the beginning there was the flaming lava pillar, created by Iian, but when push came to shove, the implications of a fiery burning lava rod next to an organic form, such as the Ziggu-root, was not a path to follow. The Ziggu-root caught fire and although or glorious builders tried to stop the pillar with prayers and stone walls, the lava pillar wouldn’t budge. In a last desperate attempt, Then Snowframes the firefighter in charge and The Grandmaster tried the holy water of the Care-Root, and lo and behold, the fiery finger of the heavens was stopped in its tracks and the Ziggu-root work could continued.
Now time was of the essence! How do we build faster? The Grandmaster and the might of his work detail, Iian,
Nordbill and Billnord that in their eternal wisdom developed the Brainroom, where discussions later would take place for forging plans on world domination, and they also built the residence of said workforce during the building of The Ziggu-root. Brinnande tigern from Genarpia and his father the chiliobsessed Natrix were also in this very same work force. PhatKirby was also involved and took the initiative to build the huge torture chamber inside the Ziggu-root and also the inventor of the carroteyes, nose and…butt, they all joined in an effort to build faster with TNT, but instead of efficiency in their building plans, a chain reaction broke the flow of their work and destroyed the initial pillars of faith that was the foundation of the original Ziggu-root. But by chance and luck no one was left för dead by the incident.
After the reconstruction of the Ziggu-root, the master builders together with The Grand Carrotmaster, put their minds together to build the Death jump. In there the Carrottribers make a leap of faith and show if they are true followers of the Care-Root. Now the Ziggu-root stands 200 meters up in the air of the otherworld known as Minecraft ©.
As last words of this account I would like to aknowledge Ushiri, known as The Grandmaster, that pushed on and led the entire project, also coming up with the ideas for the Carrot chamber and the Dance floor. Also to be aknowledged for the Carrot rollercoaster are Nordbill and Brinnande Tigern.
All was recorded in the carrot journals by Tuva Letler-Bayan the soon legendary carrotscribe and poet that can become one with the all seeying eye to see what others can not see.
Carrottribers that took part in this event:
Ushiri, Snowframes,
BillNord,NordBill,PhatKirby,Brinnand e tigern,Natrix,Iain Dace, Tuva LetlerBayan the all seeing eye
Thanks to: Au-gust,Leah,Pim,Mio,Herman,Iain,Charl ie,Ushiri,Jakob,Alfred, Tuva Letler-Bayan
4. Mor-rotens födelse (Birth of the care root)
I Moder Jords Trädgård- Mor-Rotens födelse
Ljuset var det som kom först,
Detta var det som släckte hennes törst,
Hon steg ned och höjde Jorden,
Denna hennes Trädgård vorden.
Hon satte sin plog i marken då,
Och började med sitt sköte så,
Träd och ädla växter,
Tomater, Äpplen och gröna hängen.
Men allerhögst hon födde fram,
Sin son och dotter ur sin famn,
Den stora Mor-rot, moderns rot, (eng. Care-Root. Förklaring längre ner)
Som skulle frälsa världen från hot.
Moder Jord steg ned från sin tron,
När hon såg att världen stod i blom,
Att vilda fåglar byggde höga bon,
Djuren fyllde skogen från däld till mo.
Och i en dal hon gjorde sitt sista verk,
Hon sade till Mor-roten adjö; ”Här är min särk,
Ta min krona, förvalta mitt verk!”
Mor-roten åsåg regalierna, kände sig märkt
Moder Jord smekte dess kind i kärlek;
”Känn ej fruktan, det är ej av smälek,
Att jag ger dig makten till världen,
Jag vet att du kan, att du kommer segra på färden.
Så lade Moder Jord sig ned i den stora dalen,
Och så löstes hon upp och blev den stora lövsalen,
Där nu människor yrvaket vaknade opp,
Stärktes Mor-rotens ensliga, gudomliga hopp.
Den tog plats på Moder Jords Tron,
Och åsåg stäppen hingstar och ston,
Som vilda erövrade den väldiga dalen,
Och som hjälpte mänskorna erövra salen.
Detta var Mor-rotens första vers uttalad,
Denna vers om den allerhögstas första dagar,
Hell Den evige, Hell Mor-roten,
Hell Dess profet, Ushiri, Den evige seloten
( Submitted by Miko shrine maiden 12020)
5. Laws of the carrot
- Moroten är alltets enhet.
- Moroten är Ande och Grönsak. Tvåenigheten. Tanken bringar konflikt men är ändå enhet och Fruktighet.
- Moroten är Ande, Glädje och Grönsak. Treenigheten.
Moroten=Mor-Roten=Moder-Roten= Ande!
Moroten=Urglädje!
Moroten=Den/Hen/Grönsak/Solljus och Tillväxt
- Moroten är evig i sitt kretslopp som Tid, Rum, Glädje och Grönsak. Den Allomfattande Mor-Roten!
- Moroten är orsak och verkan. Därför är Mor-Roten Rättvisa, Vänskap, Trevnad och Lycka.
- Moroten är evig Fortplantning. Mor-Rotens Ande, Grönsak och Ljus dess bärare.
- Moroten existerar bortom begreppen och bär upp människorna genom epokerna.
- Moroten styr det eviga kretsloppet och verkar genom tid och rum. Ingen hemlighet är för stor eller för liten för Moroten att se!
- Moroten är begynnelse utan slut- Alltet- Moder-Roten!
Moroten är perfektion ur ingenting och ändå tre gånger tredubbelt kunnig i allt!
Hell Moroten!
Hell Dess Profet, Ushiri!
- Moroten är alltets enhet.
- Moroten är Ande och Grönsak. Tvåenigheten. Tanken bringar konflikt men är ändå enhet och Fruktighet.
- Moroten är Ande, Glädje och Grönsak. Treenigheten.
Moroten=Mor-Roten=Moder-Roten= Ande!
Moroten=Urglädje!
Moroten=Den/Hen/Grönsak/Solljus och Tillväxt
- Moroten är evig i sitt kretslopp som Tid, Rum, Glädje och Grönsak. Den Allomfattande Mor-Roten!
- Moroten är orsak och verkan. Därför är Mor-Roten Rättvisa, Vänskap, Trevnad och Lycka.
- Moroten är evig Fortplantning. Mor-Rotens Ande, Grönsak och Ljus dess bärare.
- Moroten existerar bortom begreppen och bär upp människorna genom epokerna.
- Moroten styr det eviga kretsloppet och verkar genom tid och rum. Ingen hemlighet är för stor eller för liten för Moroten att se!
- Moroten är begynnelse utan slut- Alltet- Moder-Roten!
Moroten är perfektion ur ingenting och ändå tre gånger tredubbelt kunnig i allt!
Hell Moroten!
Hell Dess Profet, Ushiri!
—– English version below —–
The Carrot is the unity of The All!
The Carrot is Spirit and Vegetable. The Duality. The thought brings conflict but it is still unity and Fruitiness.
The Carrot is Spirit, Joy and Vegetable. The Trinity.
The Carrot=The Care-Root=The Root that Cares =Spirit.
The Carrot=The Prime Joy, The Ur-Joy.
The Carrot=It/Ze/The Vegetable/Sunlight and Growth.
The Carrot is eternal in its cycle as Time, Space, Joy and Vegetable. The All-surrounding Care-Root!
The Carrot is cause and effect. Therefore is the Care-Root Justice, Friendship, Comfort and Happiness.
The Carrot is eternal Procreation. The Spirit, the Vegetable and the Light of the Care-Root are its carriers.
The Carrot exists beyond all notions and supports all man kind through the ages.
The Carrot controls the eternal cycle and rules through time and space. Ni secret is too big or too small for the Carrot to see!
The Carrot is beginning without end – The All – The Care-Root!
The Carrot is perfection out of nothing, and is still three times threefold knowing about everything!
Hail the Carrot!
Hail its prophet, Ushiri!
( Submitted by Miko the shrine maiden in 12020)
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